My eyes scream in my head “ARGGGGG”. Just there in front of me, he stands, trousers completely down the hips, boxer highly visible from a brand I don’t even know –and I don’t care about- his baggy hanging so low on the hips, I can’t help wondering if he has done number two right there in the middle of the street. Is that the new game? To attract a bird, be unsexy as possible? And look as if you have not yet been “toilet trained”? That would explain the success of sites like “Adopt a guy”… wow, life is full of surprises…
A Fish on a Hill 