Stuffy, heavy and more

I give “un coup de pedal” and “paf c est parti” for another autumn cycling ride. Hum… feels weird though… stuffy, heavy, like I weigh 100 tonnes and have eaten only “fondue” for the past 6 months; and stiff as well… That’s it, the transformation is now completed; I am a robot which has forgotten the morning oil in the pipes… no? don’t think so? What? You have another idea? A flat? A 4^th one this year… Arrgggggggg!!!!!!!…….