mirron, mirror…

You know we had standards, right up from our fairy tales, and in those standards when asked, the mirror always replies “Of course fairest of them all, you are the most beautiful one” and then it arrived…. the fitness mirror… “Mirror, mirror; am I the most beautiful of them all?” “Fat chance,” replied the said mirror, “looking at your % of fat versus muscle, you skipped the gym again! You lazy ugly duckling. Get your gym bag out and move your *&% over there!”… seriously…