Wait… I’m safe…

Hum… no car crash whatsoever? No personal attacks? No depression or tentative to kill myself? No life threatening illness? No life changing event? No unnatural death in the family? Not even a broken bone… Gosh, how will I survive? Please, give me a motivational speech by an ordinary person like me that I can keep some hope… oh wait, I’m safe, there was that minor cycling accident… pfff… that feels good